They Gave Cancer for Christmas

I wish I made this up.

Opened pack of cigarettes
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I started smoking before it became unhealthy. The coughing, choking, and gagging when I inhaled that first cigarette is a memory that I’ll never forget. Fifty years later, my doctor asked me if I had ever thought about quitting cigarettes. I said, “Sure I do! I think about it every day!” In fact, I’m an expert at stopping. It’s that part when you have to do it all the time…

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Writing is my newly found passion; Snack Bitch to a Pomeranian, Mini Schnauzer, Irish Catholic, and Ragdoll Cat; warped sense of humor; joke and storyteller.

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Diane Egan

Diane Egan

Writing is my newly found passion; Snack Bitch to a Pomeranian, Mini Schnauzer, Irish Catholic, and Ragdoll Cat; warped sense of humor; joke and storyteller.

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